TheRetroCritic

To celebrate the release of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug today, here is a little parody/homage to the whole thing in the form of a chapter from little known writer J.R. Dallas' opus The Small Man Chronicles: There Be Dragons . (click the picture below to read) And, if you get lost, here's a map:

Some time ago, I wrote a joke short story lovingly poking fun at Pacific Rim and anime in general, that story was Hard Warriors . Enjoy ;) (click the pic above)

While back, I posted short story WWV over at sci-fi joke blog We, The Mindthinkers to coincide with the release of World War Z . And since it's vampire related and it's Vampire Month... Here it is! (click on the pic above)